Snow in NC? Seriously?

Yep, snow in NC. 2 days ago they said this was going to be a dusting, maybe 2". Well it came down good, shut down schools, places of employment and cleared the grocery store shelves of milk, eggs and bread in case there is a mass breakout for the need of french toast I suppose. Even good ol' Caterpillar shut down today due to road conditions. All in all we probably will have 5" of snow when it quites.  We got out and played with the neighbors, their kids, their new Siberian Husky pup, another neighbor and their kid's and yet another neighborhood kid. We had a good time with 7 kids, 5 adults and a dog. Myself, I really enjoyed watching the dog bounce through the snow more than anything, I've seen kids play in the snow. I don't have a dog so its fun to watch him play around. Especially being in his element. Then sometime or another all the kids decide it's time to "get Scott" so I've got kids hanging off me every which way. We had fun and thank goodness I had goggles. 

Mandy also wanted me to add that Friday it's supposed to be 60.

This is our back porch. This was the biggest drift we could find, 4 1/2" of snow.

Mandy standing in the road in the snow.

Myself with all my ski gear. I'm not going down in a snowball battle without a fight.

WDW Blues

Trying to keep up on my blog better this year like Casey has been. 

We made reservations for Dec 09 this year for Disney since we missed out last Christmas. Not this year! We have a refundable deposit and nothing will stop us! So after coming back and telling boB  that we got our reservation, he mentioned he was going down in February, maybe June and September and December we got a little bit of the Disney blues. It's also freezing cold here and I'm listing to Jimmy Buffet on Radio Margaritaville (see Land Shark Lager link below!) and like a sign from above I hear the song "Everybody's talkin" wrote by Fred Neil with the great line in it that says, "I'm going where the weather suits my clothes" and all I could think was, dag gone I'd like to be in Florida right now or lower in the latitudes and warmer. So, to fix both the Florida and Disney fix here are some pictures from our last January trip. I'd like to take the time to tweak them a bit and get them printed out big, 13x19 or so and hang them up. Like the thousands of other pictures I have, they'll just reside here on my computer for a while longer. I'll get to it eventually.

Always let your heart be your guide...

Get home (or to the hotel) by midnight!

Their are 999 haunts....but we have room for one more.

You might be a redneck if....

...you've ever taken a camera to a liquor store.

To those that aren't in the "know" this is Junior Johnson. One of the fathers of modern day NASCAR. To this day he'll tell you the fastest car he ever drove was his shine' car! People, that's saying something! I've been 140mph on a track and he used to do it on dirt roads with the lights off...but faster. He's as personable a guy as you'd ever meet and probably doesn't care how famous he really is. None the less we stood in line outside the ABC store at Lowe's Motor Speedway to get his autograph (the 2nd time for me) on a bottle of legal moonshine sold under his name, "Junior Johnson's Midnight Moon". This picture was when we got 2 bottles for Mandy's dad and brother-in-law, which I guess is technically my brother-in-law too but no need to try and sort it all out. We didn't want to post the picture before Christmas since Mandy's sister, Julie (hi Julie) checks out my blog on occasion.  Out of my 22 famous autographs I have (I just counted them) this is probably one of my favorites. It wasn't like I stood in the sun for hours or had to stalk him to get it, it's just cool to have an autograph from somebody who is kind of a hero to you. Now if I can only corner Jimmy Buffett and Billy Gibbons, I'll be set.

Guess that Bruise!

It's time for another rousing game of: "Guess that Bruise!"

So I lied when I said we didn't have any pictures from paintball. Mind you this is Tuesday night, we played Saturday day. So just like some CSI work we took the pictures with a tape measure for reference. This way you can print them out to scale and look at them for a while to try and determine who's is who's. I know your just dieing to do this and may run a buy a high grade photo quality printer to accomadate yourself. If need be, I may be able to print them out on mine and send you copies. All pictures are of course copy righted, reserved, have applied for patents and may very well have been the 5th Beatle.

BTW - No, these are not nipples! Get your mind out of the gutter!

So it probably didn't take a genius to figure the top one was me, the bottom one Mandy. Mine was on my inner thigh, take my word for it, it hurt. It pretty much put me on the ground when it hit, granted I didn't have far to go since I was squatted Barney Fife style anyway. Mandy's on the other hand is on her lower back to the right. This was a "I'm hit and walking away" hit. There was probably some in the air before she put her hand in the air to declare she was done. There are 2 more above this but not as bad. 

I truely hoped you enjoyed this round of: "Guess that Bruise - where nobody wins and your glad its over!"

Played paintball again today....ug.

No picutures to show this time around but we went out and played paintball again today. My neighbor, Will, went with us and 11 other guys from work met us too. We had a good time and quickly remembered how out of shape we were and how a ball filled with paint traveling at 250 ft/sec hurts. We played about 5 hours I guess and in one game even included a lot of the local kids, the so called walk-ons. These little punks have $300 guns that run on nitrogen and shoot something like 10 times per second. These were also accurate has hell. So when you got hit, you got hit a lot and you damn well knew you were hit and if that didn't work they popped you 5 more times before you got your "I'm out" hand up. That lasted about 5 mins and we said, nope, not again. Ever been schooled by a 12 year old that has no concept his daddy is buying boxes of paint at $40 a pop and he's going through them like I do mountain dew. It's not pretty.

So at last count I had 14 welps about the size of silver dollars so I suppose I did OK. Mandy has a nasty looking dark purple bruise on her back where somebody got her good and her legs were ate up. Will did a little better but his back was dotted pretty hard. ....and yet, we actually paid to do this, we weren't forced into it. Crazy.

Land Shark Lager Widget

Get this widget!

I stumbled acorss this 'widget' while being on my favorite site, Margaritaville.com. This widget allows you to listen to radio margaritaville and has some wallpapers and a screen saver. Nothing to exciting but it looks nifty.

I finally gave the mouse enough money!

Happy Festivus!

I'm sure there is a saying and if not, there is now; it goes like this, "Never be surprised when you give an idiot or engineer tools and time." Sounds pretty snappy right? Thats what I thought too.


So to the issue at hand. I was handed the daunting task of planning our holiday lunch for our group. This lunch has been deemed, the Festivus lunch. There must be ten thousand people in our group and I've been planning this for weeks on end. OK, that BS. There are 12 of us including me so I basically just asked everybody, "hey ya'll, where you want to eat on Thursday?" This went out as an e-mail and so the Festivus jokes began. Well it seems my ignorance was challenged and they didn't think I could come up with a Festivus pole. So again, refer to my new quote and you get the net result. After days, (sadly days) of hunting we finally found all the parts required for my vision. I used some small pipe from home depot and found a cheap ornament that recorded sound at wally world. I took the ornament apart and integrated it (caulked) to a small box I built from scrap wood. Now the famous lines from the Seinfield episode play on command through said pole. Pretty awesome huh?! Well, I think 2 good sized paragraphs are about all I can say about a pole stuck to some wood and some caulk.


Another great man once said, "Your not showing your ass, your just showing the world you're in the lead." That man was in my wedding party and I think I have just offically taken the lead.

Mandy's Christmas List

Mandy's favorite place in las vegas.

Some much better pics

Here is a much better shot of where we stayed. We didn't have a tull strop view but thats OK. We were hardly in the room anyway. I can say if going to Vegas, we highly recommend staying at Treasure Island.



We went on down to the Forum Shops at Ceasar's Palace. We've been her 3 different times but for some reason we've never made it here. I can only say 'wow'. The place is huge and pretty awesome to walk around. We couldn't afford anything but wow, that place was huge. It's like going to the mall without the the screaming kids or teeny boppers.



Pete Rose was there signing autographs. It was one of those wow moments. Of all the people to see, Pete Rose. I wasn't a big enough fan to buy a $40 picture to get an autograph but holy crap, Pete Rose.


The ceiling of the entrance to Venetian. Wow. Not quite Michael Angelo but it was pretty awesome.




The Fremont Street Experience. Every hour on the hour it lights up and has music that goes along with it. This was Queen - We Will Rock You/We are the Champions. Very cool. There were a lot of bands and entertainers around the area some quite talented, all in all, very cool. That part was cool, The Fremont Street area was pretty creepy compared to the strip. Do not stray from the path, do not walk past the main hotel areas, it's scary. We got a taxi there and back....$44! Yep, thats what I said too. The upside if we spent that on the slots we would have only seen the same ol' thing, the screen on the slots. At least with the taxis we got some entertainment from the near death experieces we had.



The famos smoking cowboy.


Here is the video of 'We Will Rock You' shot from my phone and Mandy's so it's not exactly high-def. Still, you get the idea, it's a TV screen that 3 city blocks long.






This was late at night out of our hotel window. You can see the little bitty spec of the Sahara we stayed at last time. Man that place was small and smelly.



Thats about it. Sunday we checked out of the hotel and checked our bags for a few hours and went and walked around the Wynn. It's by far the nicest place on the strip. It has a Ferrari dealership in it. Also, several Ferrari's were in the area. I got a pic but it's not much to see. You can look that up just the same.

Now we just get to kick back and enjoy a few days off for Thanksgiving. "I'm thankful for....4 days off."

the fun is all over...

we are on the plane getting ready to leave. all the fun is over and we are broke. i forgot how much i didn't like reality. I'll be updating everything and seeing if i can get some better pics online sometime this week. TTFN

Mystere @ TI

us at the cirque show. had a photographer using, dare i say, a nikon. but its a good pic.

treasure island

just a quick pic of TI

Vegas Weekend

We made it to Las Vegas last night finally. Long flight, 5:15 total flight time. We landed and finally got off the plane around 8. Caught the tram to luggage claim and waited 30 mins just to find out our luggage beat us there. Went out and caught a shuttle and waited another 20 mins. Finally got to the room and was pleasently surprised, but it was 10pm, 1am as far as my body is concerned. We went and walked around the casino some and spent a little. We couldn't take it any more so we hit the awesomely comfortable bed and were off to sleep. Now we are dressed and ready to take on Vegas for another day.

Tiling with the Britton's (what the hell were we thinking?!)

Well, like most cases it started with this hair brained idea we could do something we saw on TV. Now I don't mean like the Ron Popeil and the pocket fisherman or the how to sale on ebay guy. We decided to tile a room. Over time I have learned to let my friends feel the pain first and learn from their mistakes or better yet, be there to suffer with them. Sure enough my buddy Andy tiled his bathroom and did a real good job. So we thought, why not. Another big thing we've learned to do is practice on a room or area you don't care as much about (this is why our laundry room is 3 colors at this point). So we chose the guest bathroom. I mean seriously, these people are getting a free room and board, if the tile looks like crap they can't complain. If this goes well, we plan to do our master bathroom. Please, read on....


This is the bathroom stripped of base trim, linoleum and the toilet moved to the shower. We might be from WV but I'm not putting the toilet on the back porch, I mean, it's not even May! All in all, this took about 30 mins to get this far. Wasn't bad at all. Of course we don't have any pictures of our "before" bathroom. Why would we do that?



Here I am cutting the backer board to fit the toilet ring. This also wasn't bad except carrying this stuff up and down the stairs, that part got old. It's a sheet of concrete, what do you expect.



It pretty much went to hell from here. Some how the easiest part (mud floor, lay down backer, screw to floor)didn't go to well. No idea what happened. The floor was all wavy, like big waves. Visible waves. My guess is the thinset sucked and just didn't flatten out right. I'm sure 230lbs on it was bound to help but it just didn't. I about burnt my drill up screwing these darn things down. A burnt up drill wouldn't be a bad thing, I could use some new toys but unfortunately, it lived. Like Craig's dad on the movie Friday said, "you live, you live to fight another day". Stupid drill. Please note rough 'working' beard. Sorry ladies, I'm married.

Mandy was pretty sick (long story) for some time so we lost more than a week working on this. Once she was better we jumped back on it. You'd think she could have laid some tile or something while she was sick rolling in the floor, I mean, she was already down there. Back to the issue at hand. Since the floor was so wavy I thought I'll just pull the board up. So I then removed the 60+ screws that almost burnt my drill up. I put my safety glasses on, got my only stone chisel, ball peen hammer, a deep breath and swung for a grand slam. Nothing. I tried this several times and all I got was mad. So I hit the middle of the floor very hard with the hammer and gave my best Tim Allen grunt. It made an indentation but I considered it progress and it made me a little happy. The next morning I went to home depot to talk to Mike, my new best friend at home depot. Mike said just put some leveling mud on it and I'd be fine. The guy can see me coming a mile away and I'm pretty sure I saw dollar signs in his eyes this last time, it's kinda creepy. Clearly we had to put a 'little' mud down. By little, I mean we almost covered the entire floor. After this dried we had to sand it down. It was somewhere just before this point, it wasn't fun any more. To add insult to injury I e-mailed the manufacture of the backer board asking should we pull the board or just put the level compound on top. They replied 2 days later and told me by no means should I put the level compound on top of the board and the premixed thinset should never be used under the board. Then they pointed out I should pull everything, scrape the floor clean and start over and I'm pretty sure they said something insulting about my mother and threatened to kick my dog if I owned one. They were a day late and dollar short because we said to hell with it and marched forward. FYI, the tub is level.

We did get back to doing things smart for a change. Here we are dry fitting the tiles to we didn't have to do it all on the fly. Now by smart I meant the dry fit, not the day we chose to do this on. On Saturday it was 72 degrees, no, we chose the 45 degree Sunday to use the wet saw. Ah, what fun. At the end of the day my hair was matted together with water and tile particles. I didn't think it would come unglued but with enough hot water and some shampoo it finally broke loose. On the upside if this would have happened with my hair fixed, I would never have washed it and I'd have that always ready look. Mandy really enjoyed using those tile nippers. It was kinda scary honestly.

It was at this point I learned tiling is more of an art form than an exact science. I'm good at 'unbolt, bolt back on'. Not so much at small adjustments. Never have been, no idea why. Any how in hindsight we both think the thinset was too thin. At least it wasn't the premixed crap. Also we might have got our chalk lineup triangle in the wrong spot. It made perfect since while we were dry fitting everything. Not so much when the actual tile laying started. Oh well, to late now, just keep moving and try to keep them straight.


So 2 days later we got everything ready to grout. At this point we took some utility knives and cleaned the grooves out and also wiped the thinset off the tiles.


Mandy gave me the puppy dog eyes and said she never gets to do anything.....thats a lie, she give me the 'tude and said she never gets to do anything and told me I have an intelligent rumpus. Fair enough, I don't do it on purpose but she's probably right. I just jump in and end up doing a good bit of stuff. She's more the Robin to my Batman, the Chewbacca to my Han Solo if you will. So I told her she could grout. Not that I minded. Those stinkin' tile just cut into my knees, so have at it.


She did a really awesome job grouting. The only downside is the epoxy grout we used starts to dry and the work time isn't very long. Since neither of us had done this before we didn't know exactly what to do so we got close to this stuff sitting up by the time she got to the door way. Luckily she made it and got everything done. It was close but we get to take about $20 worth of stuff back to lowes (yes, I shopped at lowes, I'm so ashamed). This is also post first clean up. Which we were warned get as much up as you can and just keep wiping, eventually it will come loose because once it hardens, it ain't movin'. That's the good and bad of epoxy. Currently at 11pm we are on the 3rd round of cleanup. Probably going to hit it one more time with water tonight to wipe the vinegar and water solution off the floor.

Once the trim is down, caulked and painted and the toilet has a home besides the shower I'll post more pictures. If you count actual work time, it hasn't been that much. Cutting the tile took the longest (and it was so cold). It must have been 100 trips up and down the steps. Then Mandy getting sick threw a wrench into everything. I think we could do it again but at this point I'm thinking we'll let somebody else do our master bath. Just have to see how the mood strikes me. I forget stuff easily. I joked with Mandy earlier the grout lines just hide the pain and suffering. It's good enough for the guests.

Richard Petty Driving Experience

November 1st we drove back down to Charlotte to Lowe's Motor Speedway to cash in on the Richard Petty Driving Experience that Mandy got me last year for my birthday. So, lets get some stuff straight first. I don't like crowds. Crowds don't freak me out, I'm not claustrophobic or anything, I just don't like people focusing on me. Never have, I don't know why, just how it is, if things were different, I might be a stand up comedian...or so I've been told. So now lets put me in front of a crowd performing a task of competition with about 29 other people and their family and friends. What could go wrong.

I was basically sick and would rather have been any where but there as you can see from the below picture and lets not forget the "man of many sunglasses" has none because I left one pair in a car that went back to WV an my other primary pair broke. I've basically been in a bad mood about that for a month.


Here is the "press" picture they took. Well, the staff is taking the picture but Mandy is standing over her shoulder snapping pictures too. Freebie! Again, clearly you can see how thrilled I am. So instead of just doing nothing in front of a crowd, now I'm completely by myself looking like I'm supposed to know what the hell I'm doing getting my picture taken. When will this day end.

Now they've divided us into 2 groups and my group so here my group is checking out all the safety features and how they work. Oh yea, I'm going to remember this. Lets see I'm to tall to see the tach, fire suppression on board, window net, I think I have to pee and that's a 5 point harness. Joy.

Happy again. Now I'm squeezed into an open face helmet, which I'll point out that NASCAR doesn't allow anymore. It puckers my face all up and these sunglasses don't fit. "If I lay down, will someone please run over me?!"


So after my years of knowing I was born to race and how smooth I'd be, my racing debut comes in none other than a toyota camry. Whoo Hoo stop the presses. This is Scott and his American muscle at it's best. I can just picture my "chevy parking only" sign crying on my garage wall. I can't recall this guys name but he asked me was I ready and I gave him the full run down what I thought I was supposed to do and he said I'd be fine.


So the full story they told us basically to tailgate the lead driver. He'd wave you off when you get close enough, about 2 car lengths. So I just kept following and kept pushing. Eventually he waved me off about 3 times meaning I was right on. I was never at full throttle, the car had a lot more but I'm pretty sure they frowned on bump drafting during the "rookie experience". The warm up lap was over 100 and I picked up 3-6mph each lap. I peak at 139.15mph before I rolled out of the throttle coming into turn 3. Now I didn't stick around to compare time or speed with the rest of the class but I heard several 132 and 135. So I'm going with the theory I was fastest. Who's going to challenge me you know?





So they hollered, "give us a victory cheer". So I did it before I realized what I was doing. It was pretty awesome I'll have to say. Worthy of me looking like a complete dork in front of a crowd. Notice how the driver suit pulls way up from my ankles. If I would have ate breakfast that morning, the suit wouldn't have fit.


While waiting for times and pictures etc we went back and got some pictures. Here's Mandy in her getting caught looking at the car. She just wouldn't pose. I asked.


So, all in all, I had a blast. It cost a little bit but dag gone it, it was pretty fun. It would be more interesting to get out and talk with the drivers and see how/what I did and give it another try. Until next time...

Pumpkin Carving 08'

This is the pumpkin I carved this year. Not exactly a work of art but it only took about 20 minutes, so give me a break. The picture was taken with my phone and I wrote all this while standing sitting on my tailgate....man I love technology.

Family and friends

Mandy's mom and dad and some family friends came to visit us this weekend. Just to show how cool I think I am now I took the picture and posted it while they were looking at the blog. 30 seconds later a quick refresh and they were amazed.

first pass at the halloween decorations...more to follow!

First shot at mobile blogging. Yes, I'm that big of a nerd.

me and mandy outside waiting for Leno